Christina Pagel, British–German mathematician and Independent SAGE committee member

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

Sep 14, 2024

She is also professor of operational research at University College London. I have come across her before from an article she did in 2020 for the Guardian which I wrote about, More Lies (The Guardian). Link repeated at the end of this article.

She is a vaccine pusher and has a substack site.

Christina Pagel

There is a Wikipedia page on her although it is relatively brief. However, certain information on her parents has been removed from later and current versions for some reason.

This is the version as of 22 July 2020 which I would have seen for my article of 15th August 2020.

And this is her.

*By Unrulyturnip – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=82882977*

Unrulyturnip seems to comment on her substack.

I will use the wiki article as a basis for assessment. Text in italics from the link unless otherwise indicated. To repeat earlier she

is a British–German mathematician and professor of operational research at University College London (UCL).

She is the first female director of the Clinical Operational Research Unit (CORU) at UCL, which applies operational research, data analysis and mathematical modelling to problems in health care. Pagel also holds an honorary researcher position within Great Ormond Street Hospital.

Early life and education

Pagel was born in London to German parents in 1975. Her father, Manfred Pagel, was a journalist, later senior manager, at Reuters and her mother, Barbara Pagel, was a teacher. She attended St Paul’s Girls School in London.

It seems her father died on 31^st January this year. I assume this is his funeral notice.

Pagel graduated with a BA in Mathematics from Queen’s College, University of Oxford in 1996. She also holds an MSc in Mathematical Physics from King’s College London, and MAs in Classical Civilisation, Medieval History and an MSc in Applied Statistics with Medical Applications from Birkbeck College, University of London.

I took Applied Statistics at ‘A’ level which has been very useful. However, it is a truism that ‘There are lies, damn lies and statistics’, that is they can so easily be manipulated to justify what you want.

And given that one of the two longest single anagrams from ‘Applied Statistics’ is ‘plasticities’, one can see that the phrase contains the nature of such things.

In 2002 Pagel was awarded a PhD in Space Physics on Turbulence in the interplanetary magnetic field from Imperial College London.

“Turbulence in the interplanetary magnetic field” is also known as ‘The attraction of farting in space’.

Note Imperial College London is where Neil Ferguson is based, he of the spaghetti statistics.

Research

Wikipedia gives information but it is probably simpler to read her UCL biography here.

https://profiles.ucl.ac.uk/4185-christina-pagel

However, in essence she has been involved in applying medical statistics since 2005 when she was around 30 years old.

In her own words from her substack she is not a clinician or immunologist, so her work is based essentially on the applied theory of statistics and assumptions from them.

She is a pure academic in other words.

I will highlight this from Wikipedia.

In 2019 Pagel was awarded the Lyn Thomas Impact Medal from the Operational Research Society, along with her colleagues Dr Sonya Crowe and Prof Martin Utley.

‘Lyn Thomas Impact Medal’ has the word ‘mathematically’ as one of three longest single word anagrams. Thus we can get the phrase ‘dons mathematically pm’.

Whether this is statistically significant would need someone like Christina to assess.

Outreach and public engagement

Wikipedia says

Pagel is active in school and university outreach, encouraging participation in mathematics and science subjects.

Her work in developing the children’s heart surgery website formed the basis of a national guide for researchers in how to involve the public and was separately featured in a Health Foundation guide on engagement.

She also contributed to the Sense about Science guide “Making Sense of Statistics”.

As regards the last paragraph one might think she had contributed something substantial. Here’s the document.

In reality it is a brief paragraph.

Politics and policy

Pagel uses tools from her research to design and analyse political data from public polls, particularly in the context of Brexit and health policy, and she is known as a regular podcast contributor on both themes.

As regards Brexit there is a foot note link to an article in The New European entitled ‘Why an election is the best bet to stop Brexit’ which she apparently wrote in 2019.

https://web.archive.org/web/20191101164322/https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/election-best-bet-stop-brexit-1-6352216

The New European is of course pro the European Union. It was founded in 2016 after the Brexit result in 2016, part of many people’s attempts to undermine and reverse the process.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_European

This is the current home page view from its website. Get a signed copy of Tony Blair’s new book eh?

There is also a foot note link to an article she wrote in the British Medical Journal (BMJ).

Christina Pagel: Doctors and nurses can have an influence on Brexit to help protect the NHS

November 14, 2018

It says near the top

If nurses and doctors believe that the NHS will get worse after Brexit, they should spread this message—it could change minds, says Christina Pagel

For someone working in the NHS, it can feel as if all you can do is watch the disaster of Brexit unfold, and that none of it lies within your control.

The at the end it says

At worst, you would be advocating for the NHS, and at best, you could help create new remain voters. Such advocacy represents a way that you too can take back some control in this time of confusion and division.

And

Competing interests: Christina Pagel has been working with the People’s Vote Campaign in analysing their survey data in her spare time. She is volunteering her time and has not received any payment for the work.

This is the Wiki page on the People’s Vote Campaign which wanted a second referendum to try and reverse the original vote.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People’s_Vote

So her bias is clear, she is a pro-remain in the EU which is hardly surprising given her German roots.

She talks about the NHS and people believing it will get worse because of Brexit.

Well it did get worse but not because of Brexit. As much as anything it was because of the insanity of the COVID 19 deception, contributed to by the likes of Christina Pagel, which proved to the wise and experienced that the NHS is substantially a useless organisation.

And most doctors and nurses bound to big pharma drug pushing and toxic vaccines.

In May 2020, Pagel joined the Independent SAGE committee, whose aim is to offer independent advice to the UK Government during the COVID-19 pandemic. As part of her work for Independent SAGE, she has been quoted in several newspapers and appeared on ITV News, Sky News, and BBC Newsnight discussing the UK response to the pandemic.

Independent SAGE committee is not to be confused with SAGE although I guess many were confused. Mind you, the conflicting information from the government was bad enough. This is the Wiki page giving some brief information.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_SAGE

It says

In May 2020, Independent SAGE warned against ending lockdown prematurely in places like schools. In July 2020, they published a strategy pressing the UK government to achieve ‘zero Covid,’ stating ‘The prospect of many thousands of further deaths from COVID-19 over the next nine months is unacceptable,’ although in the same report they noted only one infectious disease, smallpox, has ever been successfully eliminated.

There is a foot note link to the published strategy.

It displays the members’ gross ignorance about COVID 19, the ‘flu rebranded which many of us worked out in 2020.

Its members include Danny Altmann who I mentioned in my ‘Long Covid – what is it?’ post. He is also of German parents. He is based at the fount of all immunology wisdom (ahem), Imperial College London.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Altmann

This is Christina speaking, a sublink from Independent SAGE’s website.

OMICRON: CHRISTINA PAGEL SPEAKS TO SKY NEWS

3 Dec 2021 | Media highlights, Vaccines & variants

The interviewer says scientists have no idea what threat the latest variant poses. Her reply says it all, the usual waffle ending up with

‘…pretty sure they (the so-called virus variant) will evade them (the vaccines) to some extent, what we don’t know is whether the booster will be enough to prevent severe illness. Now we suspect it (the booster) will be and that’s why we’re accelerating the booster program.’

‘pretty sure’, ‘we suspect’, this is all cretinous nonsense, moronic.

Which is an anagram of Omicron, Christina, I hope you realised. But it describes you to a ‘T’.

Now for some anagrams of her name.

Anagrams

Before I look at her name I thought I would look at what happens if we combine ‘British German’, her nationality. This is what we can get.

– Rib nightmares

– Harbinger mist

– er GM shit brain

– Barmier things

– Brim nearsight

– Harming tribes

– Brim shit anger

All of which do not bode well. The stuff of nightmares, mists of confusion, genetically modified shit brain, full of short sightedness, missing the wood for the trees etc.

Still on the positive side we can get

– Mrs AI brighten

– Remains bright

So maybe there’s hope for change.

On to her name. Here is my selection.

Christina Pagel

Christna Pgel =11

Single words:

– Sphincteralgia – longest single word, to do with sphincter muscles which could be the anus, so a pain in the arse!

https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/sphincteralgia

In fact the word uses all of her name so doubly significant.

– Phreniclasia – Crushing of a section of the phrenic nerve to produce a temporary paralysis of the diaphragm.

https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/phreniclasia

– Sphacelating – related to sphacelate as in To die, decay, or become gangrenous, as flesh or bone; to mortify.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/sphacelate

– Preaching

– Teaching

Both the above she does.

– Anarchist

– Ghastlier

– Parasite

– Reptilian

– Analities

– Arsenical

– Paganiser

– Piratical

– Piranhas

– Satanic

The above are suitable.

– Archangel

– Angel

The above can be good or bad

– Saintlier

Which is nice to know

– Nastier

Which isn’t

– Cretin

– Arse

– Shit

All of which might explain things.

Phrases:

Satanic:

– Satanic girl hep

– Satanic GP hr lie

– Satanic rig help

Satan:

– Satan cipher Gil

– Satan girl ice ph

– I Satan grip lech

– Satan GP IL Reich

– Satan GP rich lie

– Satan hr lice pig

Other phrases:

– Ah periling acts

– Paganish relict

– Alpha Sig cretin

– A pig stench liar

– A CS el right pain

– Clashing pirate

– Ghastlier panic

– I crap shit angel

– Aching pest liar

– PS cheating liar

– hcl gin parasite

– eg lip anarchist

– CS reptilian hag

I thought I would also have a quick look at her name including the title ‘professor’.

Professor Christina Pagel

Profes Chitna gl = 14

These are the top three longest words.

– Arteriosclerosis – hardening of the arteries

– Placentographies – to do with images of the womb

– trigonocephalies – a congenital condition related to the skull

Two out of three are not encouraging. As to phrases I thought this would be appropriate as she boosts the fear.

– As Hitler’s GP fear scorpion

Summary and final thoughts

There’s Christina Pagel for you. Christina means ‘Christian’, but ultimately a ‘little Christ’. So maybe we can say she is a ‘Christ’, someone chosen, but in this case chosen to promote lies about vaccines and undermine Brexit.

Indeed another anagram of her name is ‘pagan lie Christ’.

And if we take ‘Professor Christina Pagel’ we can also get ‘A false Christ RPG poisoner’

But given her German roots I think that ‘As Hitler’s GP fear scorpion’ sums her up rather well.

Nevertheless even those from her name alone are perfect, the ‘ghastlier panic’ she has helped foment, ‘eg lip anarchist’, her words undermining the Brexit process and, and the ultimate root cause the fallen angel Satan, whose poisonous agenda she pushes whether she realises or not, the ‘Satanic girl hep’.

Still, the word ‘sphincteralgia’ is amusing, the first time I have come across a one word anagram for an individual. It seems very significant to me as she is a pain in the arse.

But whether this is statistically significant would need someone like Christina to assess.