Harvest festival in the land of COVID 19 Cult
By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
The harvest has been gathered in and celebrations are held across the country to give thanks to God for His bountiful provision.
What is lesser known are the celebrations held by the COVID Cultists who consider that anything good should be trashed in the name of ‘The science’ or ‘because we feel like it’.
They are, whether they believe it or not, ruled over by the Cod Father, a.k.a. Satan and the Devil.
Our intrepid reporter managed to disguise himself as a Covidiot with a hazmat suit and a black mask saying ‘I love Biden’ written on it, and got into one of their services.
There was a print out of the service available which he has been able to bring home. He thought it should be shared widely and therefore I have extracted one of the hyrs (pronounced ‘hers’, the opposite to hymns).
You might recognise the tune which is similar to ‘All things bright and beautiful’. Our reporter said the service was taken by the chaplain, Reverend Dr Veneer, R.M., N.A. Cuntab.
If you should need something more encouraging then there are other things on my site. There is also a life outside the internet too amazingly.
Anyway, for those brave enough here it is.
All things shite and covid call
1.
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
All screechers great and small,
All things lies and horrible:
The Lard Cod made them all.
2.
Each little trans that opines,
Each little turd that flings,
He made their rainbow colours,
He made their tiny stings
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
Etc.
3.
The purple-headed females,
The looter running by,
The bad debt and the mourning
That’s in the news on Sky.
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
Etc.
4.
The sheet jam in the printer,
The peasant stunner gun,
The fruit cakes in the forums,
They’re mad, yes every one.
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
Etc.
5.
The tall tales and the falsehood,
The Maddows1 and the gay,
The Bush’s Iraqi slaughter,
To make our taxes pay.
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
Etc.
6.
He gave us flies to wee them,
And slips that we shite spell
How Greta2 is Cod Almighty,
Who has made all things smell.
Refrain:
All things shite and Covid call,
Etc.
Foot notes;
1 – Rachel Maddow
2 – Greta Thunberg
Some images of those involved.
Various screechers.
Bewailing Trump’s inauguration apparently
How not to wear masks and transmit the virus for beginners
Transgender opining – ‘Jennifer’ Pritzker NB. Note ‘she’ is wearing her ‘pearls of wisdom’
The purple headed females – ok, maybe nearer pink but it’s the thought that counts.
Looters running by
Regarding the Bushes, the presidents of the USA:
Bush’s Holocaust Of Iraq – Operation Desert Slaughter
Thoughts On Holocaust Memorial Day
By Felicity Arbuthnot
https://rense.com/general80/biggest.htm
George H.W. Bush’s complicity in the 1991 “Highway of Death” massacre
https://www.liberationnews.org/george-h-w-bushs-complicity-in-the-1991-highway-of-death-massacre/
George W Bush accidentally admits Iraq war was ‘unjustified and brutal’ in gaffe
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/19/george-bush-iraq-ukraine-speech
P.S. If you survived and dare I say enjoyed that, here is more in the same vein (not injections please note).
This is relatively short.
The Ten Commandments and Ten Covid Commandments Compared
This is relatively long
P.S. The image "How not to wear masks and transmit the virus for beginners" is satire to indicate that there could be a 'slight' problem with airborne germ/viral theory.
LOL