Silly Saturday: SOVIETK – Turdo, the latest brand in Canada

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

SOVIETK are pleased to announce their NEW! updated version of Sticks like sh*t. We guarantee nothing short of nuclear war will remove this.

Adheres to government especially.

Comes in various shades, including Black Face, Shite, and Pinko.

Strongly recommended by World Economic Forum.

Additional properties:

• All weather properties suitable for climate change

• It has Great Resetting abilities

• Resists extreme temperatures due to global warming and Trucker Convoy movements

• Sticks to wet surfaces including snowflakes

Buy Wuhan, get Wuhan free!

Look out for the sign of Baldmichael, he will be back!

P.S. For Canadians and other interested parties here are some links which may be useful.

Amita Kuttner: Green party of Canada

Marco Mendicino – minister of public safety, Canada

T’Rudedolt the Red Nosed

‘Hold the line’

Police Chief Peter Sloly – Ottawa Police Service

Looks like we got us a convoy

Useful Canadian Phrases

Justin Trudeau

Out of the mouths of babes and children…