Things Can Only Get Wetter – Rishi Sunak announces general election

By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson

May 24, 2024

In the pouring rain. You would have thought they might have provided him with an umbrella.

I imagine he had a dry suit indoors. Still, he gave new meaning to the term Tory wet!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wets_and_dries

Although I couldn’t make it out, people say that D:Ream’s song, “Things can only get better” was playing in the background, hence my title. People have already made this connection and the humour but it was New Labour’s theme tune. Here is the recording of the speech.

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s General Election announcement in full

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-69051032

And here is a transcript. There are some spelling errors.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-general-election-speech-full-2024-b2549637.html

Here it is with my comments.

“In the last five years our country has fought through the most challenging times since the Second World War.

As I have been saying, we follow a timeline similar to WW2 only 80 years ago by my reckoning.

“As I stand here as your Prime Minister, I can’t help but reflect that my first proper introduction to you was just over four years ago. I stood behind one of the podiums upstairs in the building behind me.

Pedalling the pandemic lies. He was brought in specially, the ‘hi risk anus’ (anagram of Rishi Sunak).

“I told you that we faced a generation-defining moment and that we as a society could not be judged by some Government action, but by the small acts of kindness we showed one another.

Which is true. Many people did show kindness, others, including the NHS doctors and nurses lost the plot. I have said the love of many grew cold; so many forgot to love.

“You met that challenge and then some, and I had never been prouder to be British.

I have never been more ashamed at most of my fellow countrymen’s’ spinelessness to stand up to the nonsense of so-called coronavirus ‘rules’. It was always GUIDANCE, you should have checked gov.uk website if in doubt.

“And when I introduced the furlough scheme, I did so not because I just saw a country in desperate need of help, all be it we were, but because I saw a country whose future hung in the balance.

And see who was stupid enough to believe it was necessary whilst given the opportunity for the corrupt to take advantage and steal millions.

“I could be bold and trust in the tens of millions of you at home that you would rise to the moment, or I could accept the inevitable millions of job losses and pick up the pieces. In truth it was no choice at all.

No, much better to indebt the country and those in it. He and his cronies would profit.

“I have never and will never leave the people of this country to face the darkest of days alone, and you know that because you’ve seen it.

Even if he is currently the wealthiest politician and with an even more wealthy wife I believe.

“As I did then I will forever do everything in my power to provide you with the strongest possible protection I can. That is my promise to you. Because for so many of us, it’s easy to forget the scale of what we’ve been through.

Forget the stupidity of the masses more like. As to protection do you mean like the ‘safe and effective’ vaccines? Tell me another Rishi.

“We were hit by a pandemic that upended normal life. Who would have thought that the government would tell us how many times a day we could leave our homes, then just as we were recovering from Covid, war returned to Europe with Putin’s invasion of Ukraine sending your energy bills spiralling.

No, we were hit by a scamdemic, a tidal wave lies, sewage from government and its institutions. A load of crap does not do it justice.

When we were recovering from the Covid crap the Ukraine crap started as a nice distraction from the vaccine harms and death. It was a good excuse for yet more money to be bled from the people of the UK into foreign bank accounts. Check who really owns the energy companies.

“I came to office, above all, to restore economic stability. Economic stability is the bedrock of any future success whether that is rising wages or good jobs, investment in our public services, or the defence of the country.

You came to office as you were installed to further bugger things up.

“And because of our collective sacrifice and hard work we have reached two major milestones in delivering that stability, showing that when we work together anything is possible.

You have sacrificed exactly nothing but the UK and its citizens on the altar of greed and incompetency. As to milestones they should be hung around your neck and you be thrown into the sea.

“Our economy is now growing faster than anyone predicted, outpacing Germany, France and the US. And this morning it was confirmed that inflation is back to normal, this means that the pressure on prices will ease and mortgage rates will come down. This is proof that the plan and priorities I set out are working.

It is proof that things are manipulated as usual. Still, I am glad we are not Germany, France and the US. A hi risk anus is clearly dangerous but a ‘been inert pedo shit job’ is even worse when he is clearly demented. That’s an anagram of Joseph Robinette Biden by the way.

“I recognise that it has not always been easy. Some of you will just be starting to fill the benefits and for some it might still be hard when you look at your bank balance.

Although Rishi will be laughing all the way to the bank.

“But this hard-earned economic stability was only ever meant to be the beginning, the question now is how and who do you trust to turn that foundation into a secure future for you, your family, and our country?

Not Rishi that’s for sure.

“Now is the moment for Britain to choose its future, to decide whether we want to build on the progress we have made or risk going back to square one with no plan and no certainty.

Well, we certainly don’t want to go back into Europe although Labour and others might want it.

“Earlier today I spoke with His Majesty the King to request the dissolution of Parliament. The King has granted this request and we will have a general election on July 4.

How very gracious of the king. He has not been very well with cancer we are told, a bit wan. That makes him a wan king. Mmm…

Anyway, happy 4^th of July, eh. 80 years ago Operation Windsor took place in the Battle of Normandy, France. The king is of the House of Windsor. Mmm…

“This election will take place at a time when the world is more dangerous than it has been since the end of the Cold War. Putins’s Russia is waging a brutal war on Ukraine and will not stop there if he succeeds.

Come on, we are in a cold war now, it’s called COVID 19, the ‘flu rebranded or as some like to call it, the common cold. Atishoo!!

Atishoo of lies more like.

The whole thing is a farce, an excuse for more money laundering whilst the ordinary people in the middle face death and destruction. The wealthy bankers and minions make even more wealth.

“That war has also made it all too clear the risk to our energy security in the Middle East the forces of Islamist extremism threaten regional and ultimately global stability. These tensions are exploited by extremists who attempt to undermine our values and divide or society here at home.

The extremists are the politicians and bankers who are extremely rich like Rishi. But he is only a puppet by comparison to the real manipulators.

“China is looking to dominate the 21st Century by stealing a lead in technology and migration is being weaponised by hostile estates to threaten the integrity of our borders. These uncertain times call for a clear plan and bold action to charter a course to a secure future.

China is having a smashing time, and fragile things are broken by all and sundry. But it is true that most things seem to be ‘made in China’. This is why so much of their stuff breaks down.

He is correct about “…migration is being weaponised by hostile estates…” and the same is particularly true in the USA.

“You must choose in this election, who has that plan, who is prepared to take bold action necessary to secure a better future for our country and our children?

The cunning plan. None of our leaders have one that’s for sure except to further ruin the country to their own benefit.

“Now, I cannot and will not claim that we have got everything right. No government should, but I am proud of what we have achieved together, the bold actions we have taken and I’m confident about what we can do in the future.

The government has got very little right, having caused many of the problems in the first place. Still, if Labour get it this is likely to be even worse, not so much very little right, but an awful lot left (wing).

“We tackled inflaton, controlled debt, cut workers’ taxes and increased the state pension by £900. We have reduced taxes in investment and seized the opportunities from Brexit to make this the best country in the world to grow for business, put record amounts of funding into our NHS and ensured it is now training the doctors and nurses it needs in the decades to come.

Controlled debt having artificially raised it in the first place. Wasted record amounts on the useless NHS. As to training doctors and nurses what in?

Euthanasia techniques I guess, and ‘How to Jab your patients to death without really trying.’ That’s being going on for years.

“We prioritise energy security and your family finances over environmental dogma in our approach to net zero. We fully funded an increase in defence spending to two and a half per cent of GDP.

The first part is sensible provided we clean up our pollution at the same time. For example, the private companies poisoning our rivers and lakes include those who are supposed to treat sewage. How many of these are owned by hostile states, countries or entities outside the UK only interested in asset stripping and doing the UK down?

As to defence this will make money for the warmongers and arms manufacturers; most of the largest companies are in the USA.

“We made a decision to invest more in local transport that you actually use rather than endlessly power more money into HS2.

Pity they didn’t do that before the HS2 white elephant was started. It is ruining yet more swathes of my beautiful England.

“We set out a comprehensive plan to reform our welfare system to make it fair for those who pay for it, as well as those who need it. Immigration is finally coming down and we are stopping the boats with our Rwanda partnership.

They have increased the number who will need support by maiming them with toxic vaccines etc. So-called compensation is presumably paid by the taxpayers, courtesy of the government.

“And we ensure that the next generation grows smoke-free.

Which is the most stupid idea from a Conservative government to stop people smoking.

Poison them with pharmaceuticals but stop them smoking. You hypocrite Rishi!

And don’t forget the Tories brought in a law to microchip cats, another disgusting piece of financial gain for the veterinarians. I have heard of a US company buying up a practice in the UK. It’s all about the money and the USA is behind a lot of this.

It is after all where the bulk of big pharma lies.

“I hope that my work since I became Prime Minister shows that we have a plan and are prepared to take bold action necessary for our country to flourish.

Your work has shown you are a globalist stooge and that you have a plan to drag the UK into a One World Government.

“Now, I have stuck with that plan and always been honest with you about what is needed, even when that’s been difficult, because I’m guided by doing what is right for our country, not what is easy.

Always been honest??? You are a lying toad Rishi.

“I can’t say the same thing for the Labour Party, because I don’t know what they offer and, in truth, I don’t think you know either.

Oh yes we do, more of the same but probably worse if that were possible.

“And that’s because they have no plan, there is no bold action, and as a result the future can only be uncertain with them.

Labour always make hard work of things (or should that be hard woke?); it’s in the name ‘Labour’.

“On July 5, either Keir Starmer or I will be prime minister.

No thank you.

“He has shown time and time again that he will take the easy way out and do anything to get power.

True, but that is the pot calling the kettle black.

“I have to say, if he was happy to abandon all the promises he made to become Labour leader once he got the job, how can you know that he won’t do exactly the same thing if he were to become prime minister?

True but that is all politicians for you.

“If you don’t have the conviction to stick to anything you say, if you don’t have the courage to tell people what you want to do, and if you don’t have a plan, how can you possibly be trusted to lead our country, especially at this most uncertain of times?

And how can you be trusted when even by politicians standards, the Conservative government has taken lying and deceit to new lows. Or should I say misinformation? I have Fact Checked it you know.

“Over the next few weeks I will fight for every vote, I will earn your trust and I will prove to you that only a Conservative government led by me will not put our hard-earned economic stability and restore pride and confidence in our country, and with a clear plan and bold action, will deliver a secure future for you, your family and our United Kingdom

You had better not come round to my house Rishi old bean asking for my vote. Not that I want Queer Stammer coming either thank you very much.

Well that’s his speech. There are reactions from the other idiots.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69050450

Keir Starmer

It says

In a TV statement shortly afterwards, Sir Keir argued Tory “chaos” had damaged the economy, and a vote for his party represented a chance to bring political stability.

Well, it wasn’t so much Tory chaos as CHAOS agents, all deliberate. Perhaps it was the demonic Tony Bliar at work as usual with his motley crew. Make the Tories self-destruct, the masses clamour for a change and get Labour instead.

As it is all the UK’s institutions have been compromised for some time by both Nazis and Marxists.

And both came out of Germany, surprise, surprise. A vote for Labour may bring stability but it is likely to be the political stability of insanity and totalitarian idiocy. Labour wants to make it easier for someone to change gender for goodness sake!

Still that’s politicians for you. Change the gender, change the agenda, all the same.

Adding it was “time for change”, he criticised the Conservatives’ management of public services, the NHS and record on tackling crime.

Nobody has managed those well for some time, Conservative or Labour. People forget the last Labour government under Tony ‘evil eyes Bliar and Gordon ‘Bennett, I sold all the country’s gold at a knock down price’ Brown.

“Give the Tories five more years and things will only get worse. Britain deserves better than that,” Sir Keir added.

Give Labour five new years and things will get even worser. Bad English, but hey.

John Swinney

SNP leader John Swinney, who took over as Scotland’s first minister earlier this month, said the election was a chance to “remove the Tory government and put Scotland first”.

Head first in the toilet. Wikipedia says

Swinney has described himself as “a man of deep Christian faith”

He supports LGBTQi+ etc. He is as Christian as the pope. Who also supports LGBTQi+ but not quite so obviously.

The pope is the false prophet of Revelation. Swinney is just false.

I find that ‘annoyware’, software that annoys the user is one of the longest anagrams in his full name, John Ramsay Swinney. In the USA a john is a toilet so I say he is a dirty swinney and needs flushing away.

Ed Davey

Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey said it would be a chance to “kick Rishi Sunak’s appalling Conservative government out of office”, whilst Greens co-leader Carla Denyer said her party was aiming to elect at least four new MPs.

Ed Davey believes in trans rights. If we include the fact that is ‘Sir’ Ed Davey, his full name Sir Edward Jonathan Davey anagrams to ‘adj envoy hardwired Satan’.

The Conservative government has been appalling but the others will be just as bad or worse.

Carla Denyer

Carla Denyer “describes herself as bisexual or pansexual” according to Wikipedia. It also says

She is also noted for her lead role in bringing about Bristol City Council’s declaration of a climate emergency in 2018, which was the first in Europe.

‘cursed zany annealer’ is an anagram of her full name, Carla Suzanne Denyer. That’s one way of putting it.

And Reform UK leader Richard Tice said the Tories had “broken Britain” but Labour would “bankrupt Britain”, and only his party would offer “common sense policies that can now save Britain”.

The political parties have been breaking Britain for decades, but the rot has accelerated since the turn of the millennium.

Richard James Sunley Tice, his full name, anagrams to ‘Satan cheerily cursed Jim’. I don’t suppose he knows that.

Summary and final thoughts

I hadn’t expected to be doing this today but it seemed appropriate. Edzard Ernst is almost ready but he will have to wait a little longer.

An election was on the cards and was unlikely to be left until the autumn. Anyway, the starting gates are up and their off.

There is a commenter, Rhys Jaggar, on the off-guardian website who says

I hope both Labour AND Conservative suffer a catastrophic loss of support. I hope that Independents who are local candidates win 100+ seats.

If enough people say: ‘I won’t vote for any party supporting the Gazan genocide, I won’t vote for any party that voted for lockdowns and all the Covid19 corruption etc and I won’t vote for any idiot that thinks Net Zero is anything but economic suicide’, then an astonishing voting pattern ought to emerge.

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I think he makes a good point, we need good independent M.P.s who aren’t party affiliated and who will think for themselves.

So pray for the right, righteous candidates and vote appropriately. We need good men and women in parliament, not a bunch of ungodly narcissists, greedy opportunists or transgender LGBTQi+ nutters, but those to whom public service for the public good is second nature.

But we get the government we deserve and if the people are bad the government will be bad. It is our own fault and the land is full of unrighteousness and evil laws, but there are many here who have not bent the knee to Baal.

As is written in Proverbs “Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.”

Jesus talks about the end times being like labour pains of the world. If Labour gets in, will that be an ironic twist in this pantomime to end all pantomimes?

Remember though it matters as much if not more what we do at local level, and love covers over a multitude of failings.

If my reading of the WW2 timeline is correct then there are moves afoot to win this new war in Europe. Is the election part of it? We will have to wait, pray, watch and see.

As for Sunak’s question “ …how and who do you trust to turn that foundation into a secure future for you, your family, and our country?”, well my foundation is Jesus Christ and as Joshua put it in the book of Judges

“As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD!”