I have been meaning to do something in a similar vein to my look at Joe Biden’s cabinet by injecting (!) some humour into the situation in this our darkest hour.
Well it is January and daylight hours are limited. People get depressed due to SAD which is Seasonal Affective Disorder.
As opposed to SAD, Sudden Adult Death syndrome where adults die unexpectedly from the side effects of being poisoned by vaccines etc.
Although ‘doctors are pig ignorant baffled’ of course.
They are no doubt ‘baffled’ because of ‘barfed cooled farts’, the result of global warming due to cows emissions, and an anagram of ‘doctors are baffled’.
Personally I think it is the bulls as bulls produce bullshit and cow shit has always been more useful.
Anyway, to the subject in hand. I rely on this link for the current ministers.
https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers
The UK cabinet as of January 2024
Introduction
The UK cabinet ministers are all known by the title Right Horrible except for two who just attend the cabinet. Actually it should be tit-le because they are all a load of tits, regardless of whether they are male or female.
As they are a Conservative government they are of course Blue Tits.
And as it is very cold at the moment they are very Blue Tits. You will notice that there are two dark skinned ministers. It is believed they are a cross between Coal and Blue Tits.
The Prime Minister is the biggest Tit of them all, so he comes first.
The Prime Minster
This is Rishi Sunak, or Dishi Rishi to the ladies that fancy him. If any men fancy him I would know and don’t want to.
What his friend calls him I haven’t heard, but to his detractors he is the ‘Hi risk anus’, the anagram of his name.
The Prime Minister is so called because he made his enormous wealth in the subprime markets allegedly.
Prime Minister is shortened to PM. This is because he comes out in the afternoon. He inspires the other ministers which is why Prime Minister anagrams to ‘Mr inspire time’.
He is also the one to make people happy as the ‘merriest imp in’ the cabinet.
Deputy Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and Secretary of State in the Cabinet Office
This is Oliver Dowden. He has been awarded a CBE. This is believed to be an abbreviation for Common Before Error. This is because he went to a partially defective selective state comprehensive school and it was necessary to make him look better.
As Deputy Prime Minister he stands in for Rishi Sunak. ‘Yip, I must pretend emir’ explains this role. He must pretend he is in charge when he is not really.
He replaced Domimic Raabi, or something like that, who was allegedly bullying staff by imitating a Jewish Rabbit which made people hopping mad.
Oliver can now bully the staff instead.
As Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster he is responsible for the administration of the estates and rents of the Duchy of Lancaster.
In practice this is a sinecure meaning ‘without care’ from Latin sine (“without”) + cūrā (“care”).
In other words similar to what many residents in the care homes in 2020 received and why so many died.
Secretary of State in the Cabinet Office he is responsible for the UK Biological Security Strategy.
This is to protect “…the UK and its interests from significant biological risks, including future infectious disease outbreaks, antimicrobial resistance, accidental releases of pathogens and deliberate biological attacks.”
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/uk-biological-security-strategy
In other words to protect profits of ministers and other interested parties of various persuasions from significant depreciation by manufacturing out of thin air new allegedly infectious disease outbreaks, antimicrobial resistance, deliberate press releases of the latest Aardvark to Zebra pox pathogens and deliberate chemical attacks with big pharm vaccine and drugs.
And to give uncivil serpents something useless to do to justify their salaries and pensions.
As you can see here they have been hard a work to produce a beautifully laid out and presented pile of meaningless crap.
‘We devil donor’ is an anagram of his name. This is not encouraging.
Chancellor of the Exchequer
This is Jeremy Hunt or Germy Hunt as I prefer. In fact others prefer it when he was the Culture Secretary and known to some as Jeremy Cunt the Hulture Secretary, or something like that, an easy mistake to make.
In fact his full name is Jeremy Richard Streynsham Hunt. This can make him ‘jr Satanist hun cheered my myrrh’.
Again I am not encouraged by this. Perhaps this is why he doesn’t use his middle names much just in case people get worried.
After all, Jeremy Hunt only anagrams for example to ‘jr enemy hut’.
Hmm, anyway I gather he was Shadow Minister for Disabled People 2005 to 2007. He may be grateful he is not Minister for that now as the number of Disabled People is going through the roof as the government kindly poisons them with vaccines at taxpayers’ expense.
In the picture above you can see him practicing one of his famous Paddington stares.
“Repeat after me, ‘I will accept your budget, I will accept your budget’.”
‘Huh, mesmeric DJ stare tyranny hr’ is one anagram of his full name which makes me think he has been programmed to do this.
So far we have a hi risk anus, a devil and a Satanist. Not looking good.
Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs
This is David Cameron or Cavid Dameron as he should be dammed for what he has done particularly introducing the same-sex couples act in 2013.
He ‘Made Ran Covid’ apparently according to his name so we can blame him too for COVID 19.
But he did graciously ‘allow’ the public to have a referendum on leaving the EU to make up for the one we didn’t have on joining. Perhaps he thought that it wouldn’t succeed just like in the USA they didn’t expect Donald Trump to get in as president in 2016.
Which was around the same time, funny that.
He is responsible for intelligence policy…….intelligence and David Cameron is an oxymoron in my books.
Of course he supports the ‘hero’ Zelenskyy against the evil Putin in the Ukraine affair.
And if you thought ‘Made Ran Covid’ was bad how about ‘AD dr monomaniacal wild devil’, the anagram of his full name, David William Donald Cameron.
He is not an MP, nobody voted for him yet he can help determine cabinet policy. No wonder the world is in a mess.
Secretary of State for the Home Department
This is James Cleverly. He has been an army officer and currently a reservist.
As home secretary he has
overall responsibility for the Home Office response to COVID-19 including health measures at the border and police powers to enforce lockdown
Which means we can blame him for the police acting like Hitler now. Of course the police never had the authority to enforce lockdown, they only think they had. The police have never been that bright.
Let’s face it, they made Cressida Dick Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis and that didn’t work too well, did it.
I gather that
On 22 November 2023, Cleverly was accused by Labour MP Alex Cunningham of calling Cunningham’s Stockton North constituency a “shithole” in response to a question in the Commons; Cleverly denied the allegation, but apologised for using “unparliamentary language”, which he said had instead been used to describe Cunningham himself.
Which seems that he was quite cleverly calling Alex Cunningham a shithole.
I see Alex Cunningham is described as a Christian whilst James Cleverly is an atheist. Perhaps James is biased against Christians.
I have never been to Stockton-on-Tees, a northern industrial town famous for the Stockton and Darlington Railway, which operated the world’s first steam-hauled passenger train in 1825.
From what I gather the are struggles with unemployment and Stockton North constituency may well be a “shithole”. Alex Cunningham was brave to take in on I think.
James’s constituency is Braintree, Essex. The area is generally pleasant although the town did not strike me as particularly special. I suppose it is natural that a Cleverly should be associated with a Brain.
But if he is an atheist he is clearly not that clever.
Secretary of State for Defence
This is Grant Shapps. He is Jewish, the first Jewish defence secretary since Sir Malcolm Rifkind, who served in the cabinets of Margaret Thatcher and John Major according to Wikipedia.
This will mean that he supports Zelenskyy and the Ukraine against Big Baddy Putin and Russia. Although being Jewish is not a perquisite for that, only stupidity and/or greed.
I continue to think, that like Israel and Palestine the masses of the people in the countries are piggy in the middle for the power and money games of the rulers and the banksters behind them.
Who tend to be Jewish banking families like the Rothschilds for example.
As Secretary of State for Defence his main role is to sit on it, the fence that is. This leaves the arms manufacturers to continue making arms to blow people and places, such as the Ukraine and the Gaza strip to bits.
This keeps the investors happy as they can rebuild the shattered economies and make a killing doing so.
Those who were blown to bits don’t have that option however.
I see that Satan will come up in anagrams of his name. This is not very encouraging. He likes murdering people too.
Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice
This is Alex Chalk. He is a KC, that is a King’s Counsel. When the queen was alive he was a QC, a Queen’s Counsel. Given that homosexuals can be called queens, one wonders if now Queen’s Counsels are King’s Counsels homosexuality will not be such a thing anymore.
In any event a Queen’s Counsel can be ‘suns eloquence’ whereas a King’s Counsel can be ‘clonks genius’. So whatever they are they will be good at what they do.
He was educated at Windlesham House School, a prep school in Pulborough, West Sussex according to Wikipedia. Those who edit Wikipedia are not very thorough. As I live not far anyway I know that the school is in the South Downs just south of the village of Washington.
And whilst its postal town is Pulborough, it lies some 8 miles distant. Worthing is nearer a much bigger town, but that is postal boundaries for you.
Still Wikipedia might be rather more accurate.
But then it thinks vaccines are of use for health so accuracy is not its strongpoint.
As the school is on the chalk downs perhaps this reinforced Alex’s character as well as his name.
And with a name like Alexander, a career in ‘lex’ or law was always on the cards.
‘Archangel darkens Jehovah lex’ is one anagram of his full name which might not be too encouraging.
The entry under the government ministers link at the start says
As Justice Minister, Alex led the Domestic Abuse Bill through the Commons. For the first time in history, the Bill includes a wide-ranging legal definition of domestic abuse which incorporates a range of abuses beyond physical violence, including emotional, coercive or controlling behaviour, and economic abuse.
I wonder if he could do the same over COVID 19 and the emotional, coercive or controlling behaviour, and economic abuse imposed on us by the government.
Unless government power is curtailed the same thing will repeat itself.
But then people lost their collective marble in 2020 and didn’t stand up en mass to the nonsense.
Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology
This is Michelle Donelan. Apparently according to Wikipedia she decided at the age of six to become a politician. Oh dear. Couldn’t’ think of anything better to do then.
As Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Wikipedia says
While in the position, she stated she would wear the OneLove armband if she were to attend the World Cup in Qatar, alongside her Sports Minister, Stuart Andrew.
Stuart Andrew is a homosexual. This is the stupidity of today, the politicisation of immorality. She was not being professional as much as anything and neither was Stuart Andrew either.
But you can’t expect better from politicians nowadays. And anyway ‘just rewarmed Satan’ is one anagram of ‘Stuart James Andrew’, his full name.
I gather
In December 2022, Donelan announced that she was expecting a baby and went on maternity leave at the end of April 2023.
This is more nonsense as we pay for such people for not working at the jobs they are supposed to do. Of course we have a very limited idea what people are really doing when they are working, but the principal is clear.
This is part of the rot within society, it penalises by default those who are single and who are childless.
She says she identifies as Christian. Lots of people identify as lots of things nowadays dear, that doesn’t make it so.
She is of course in bed with the COVID nonsense.
Coronavirus: Around 9,000 university students have Covid-19, minister says
Public Health England reports outbreaks at nearly 70 institutions, Michelle Donelan says Monday 12 October 2020
Letter from Universities Minister Michelle Donelan 11 Aug 2021
It says
For those arriving from red list countries, you will be required to quarantine in a managed quarantine hotel on arrival, which is an important measure to prevent the spread of potentially harmful Covid-19 variants in the UK.
It was an important measure as it gave someone a government contract to do this at taxpayers’ expense. Just not for any health reason. One of the many financial scams going on.
If a name indicates intent then this sums thing up quite well.
Me be a hazily nonmedical lethal meme
Which is why she believes the COVID nonsense of course. She hasn’t troubled to check her chemistry if she did any. We have incompetents at best in government.
According to Wikipedia she was the first in her family to go to university. It shows dear, believe me it shows.
‘demonic hell lane’ is one anagram of her name.
But from her full name, Michelle Emma May Elizabeth Donelan, we can get
Me demoniacally lethal Heb meme Nazi
Which is very concerning.
Summary and final thoughts
I am stopping there as one can have too much of a good thing!
Anyway, looks like we have a ‘hi risk anus’ in charge of various devils, demons, dark angels, a Nazi and Satan, the ultimate dark angel.
Are you surprised the UK is in a mess with such in charge though I doubt labour would be any better. No wonder the bible directs us to pray for those in government.
If you are very good I will bring some more rays of light on the cabinet another time.
But if not I will probably do it anyway!
P.S. I have written in more detail regarding Rishi Sunak. You might find references elsewhere to others in the cabinet on my site.
A new PM for UK? Conservative party candidates Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss:
This is on Cressida Dick if you are desperate for more. I pull no punches.
Cressida Dick, Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis
On the Ukraine.
Put In Boots – the UKraine Panto
On vaccines and COVID.
What is the ‘flu a.k.a Covid 19 and why vaccines are pointless at best.
On Joe Biden’s cabinet. Part 1 contains links to part 2.
Mick Bolton on substack posted this link re Jeremy Hunt.
https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1748460025079582843
Unemployed used car salesmen should run for office then everyone might see the light and realize that when their lips are moving they are lying. (A truism in the USA).