Proof of Stupidity notice
By Baldmichael Theresoluteprotector’sson
I had in mind a suitable notice that people could put up in their windows, be it domestic or commercial. Therefore I have taken the liberty of designing something suitable, link at the end.
In the meantime, I found this post. Eswatini is also known by its former official name Swaziland and is in Africa.
No vaccine, no entry
The sports and entertainment communities of Eswatini are banking on COVID-19 vaccines to turn their fortunes around.
12 October 2021
https://www.gavi.org/vaccineswork/no-vaccine-no-entry
There are these photos.
Fans that support Eswatini vaccination programme
Entertainers and artists during the first activity of Jove’lindustry Campaign.
You can see how seriously they are all taking it as whilst many are wearing masks, there are quite a few who are not or have them under their chins.
And in the picture above it is lovely and sunny. Oh dear, haven’t they heard about vitamin D and sunshine.
Still, I daresay they get enough the year round. This was always the main reason why COVID 19, in reality the ‘flu, did not hit home much in such a country.
The article is as you can see on GAVI’s website. GAVI is formally ‘Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance’, at one time ‘Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunization’, hence the initials.
I could do a whole article on GAVI but at this stage I will just point out that the word ‘Nazi’ is in both the words ‘immunization’ and ‘Swaziland’. This may be significant.
I have no idea if the vaccines have caused any harm but big pharma will have made some money. No doubt paid for by taxpayers in the UK, USA etc.
As regards ‘No entry’ posters, the point of this brief article, I have not seen them myself except for a related one at a builders merchant’s in early 2021.But then I don’t get out much to the shops.
I have mentioned this elsewhere in a comment to someone so I might as well relate it.
“I went to a hardware store called Covers near home last year around February. It was cold and damp. The stores website (they are a regional store which has been around since at least my youth) did not mention anything about masks at their stores that I could see.
I arrived with my wife as I was and still am struggling with my health. I was aware that the brainless lurked in such stores and I was taking no chances. It said on a poster by the entrance ‘Masks to be worn’. There is an exemption in the UK on gov.uk for those with some common sense, or those who cannot work it out by themselves that masks are pointless against Covid 19.
Not that I needed the government to tell me that.
Anyway, I went in with my wife to be accosted by a man in I suppose his fifties (I am now 61 years old) who said in essence ‘you can’t come in without a mask’. I could not see any other customers, the store is large, a warehouse type. I could just make out 1 or 2 staff in the distance.
I can’t remember the full conversation but I did say ‘Where is your mask?’ He wasn’t wearing one. He pointed at a Perspex screen similar to the one you referred to. ‘That’s my mask’ he said.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it wasn’t a mask; perhaps I thought it was a lost cause. I told him about the government exemption I believe but this didn’t move him. More than his job’s worth to start thinking let alone checking I suppose.
Nevertheless I told him what I wanted which he said he would get and I would need to wait outside. In the cold and damp of course, but I did not point this out as presumably it was definitely a lost cause.
I did risk life and limb by standing in the vestibule with its automatic doors so as not to freeze to death (I am exaggerating for effect) or die of hypothermia. It didn’t take long for him to get what I needed, 2 bow saw blades and a box of copper nails. I paid him outside on a card machine.
I have been to this store for many years without harm. But my mental health was severely challenged by the moron who served me. The store sells hammers. I am not surprised some people get violent.
But I am a peaceful man so I went home having survived the ordeal. I went again a few months ago in the summer and some sanity had returned. I got in to another part of the large site (trade section) without being accosted although several morons came wearing masks inside. The staff had their screens of course.
So that is one of my experiences. I sometimes do not know whether to laugh or cry. I find laughter for this stupidity better.”
As regards ‘No Entry’ posters I found these two online though.
So to counter act these I thought I would do my own. If it should be of use to anyone please use freely.
Here’s the link.
P.S. If you are interested in funny forms and cretinous certificates I have this link. The forms/certificates can be printed out and used as you wish.
I did not wear a mask, I told anyone who asked that I was exempt. If people asked why I was exempt I told them that they were not really allowed to ask me that but that I was willing to explain anyway, I had a condition called NAFI, that was accepted. People were kind about my condition. Bless them. I know you can guess what it stands for - Not A F***ing Idiot. My doctors surgery did not believe in NAFI however and they made me wait outside in the cold rain and then go in the back door. So the last time I went in with a balaclava, mask on top, wrap around cycling glasses and marigold rubber gloves on which I used their hand gel three times. The nurse asked if the marigolds were rubber, I said they were and she said she had better open the doors for me in case anyone had a latex allergy. Fun times!
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